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Travel Story You Can Relate To

I will be honest with you. This is actually the best travel story you will find on this page. But if you have anything as good – or even half as good – submit it at the bottom of this page. It can be either a travel joke or a funny, travel-related picture.

Travel Jokes Definitions

  1. Travel is what you do to get away from your wife.
  2. Business Travel is one excuse that you can give your wife to go on vacation with your mistress.
  3. Study Travel is when you want to travel and don’t want to study.

Funny Travel Stories: Short Ones

A man on holiday in Spain thought he would email his sister back in England. But he made a typo, so instead of sending it to Joan Foster, he sent it to Jean Foster, the wife of a recently deceased priest. When she read it, she fainted. It read: “Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here.”

Funny Travel Stories - Parking Only for DonkeysDoing the rounds of his barns in a remote country area, a farmer came across a parachutist who had landed in hay. “What happened?” asked the farmer. “My chute failed to open.” replied parachutist. “Ah, well, if you’d asked the locals before making your jump, you would’ve known that nothing around here opens on a Sunday.”

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet. The man was astonished. He couldn’t figure out what substance could be in the woman’s spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, ” What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?” The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:

Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children.

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?” To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!”

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